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How to find the toilets on the ground floor of the building I work in
The romans, along with irrigation, aqueducts and paved roads, invented the first toilets, the modern flushing toilet is commonly thought to have been designed by Thomas Crapper (see http://thomascrapper.co.uk/ for more details). It is essential that you drink plenty of water, which is available for free by the coffee machine, to prevent kidney damage and other associated health issues. The disabled toilets feature a panic alarm, which will call security in case of an emergency, all you need to do is pull the RED cord.
We have a map available from the security office that will show the locations of all the rest rooms or you can ask a member of staff or call our helpdesk.
We do run regular training sessions on correct bathroom etiquette, check our events page for more information.
just kidding, the toilets are located at each end of the building, if your facing a big tall bit of glass, walk forward, turn right at the double doors and you have a choice of loo’s to use